Stuck in the Singapore airport for 6 hours BUT we found a free foot massage machine and a koi pond. It’s 4AM and everything is closed otherwise I think a tour would have been cool. Flying for 20 hours already.
You remind yourself to bring your wedding dress on a post-it stuck to the door
We’re leaving to run off and get married tomorrow! Crazy! Exciting! It doesn’t even feel real because there are all these little things to do but hopefully once we’re on the airplane it’ll all come together. Wedding! Wow! Maldives!
Juicy Couture tracksuit
Platform flip flops
Discussing and bragging about veganism
"Vegan desserts are delicious" (barf)
"Omg your body is perfect what do you do?"
Pure Barre workout
This was all at a nail salon and I was looking around expecting to see a hidden camera because these chicks did not seem real, it was all just so cliche. But it was real and I sat there listening to it like it was reality TV. Miss Juicy tracksuit was also a mere 31 years old but managed to make herself look 40.
Susanna Wolff imagines a training session for smug dog owners: http://nyr.kr/1do6lNh
“During the next lap, I’d like you to make your first attempt at seemingly pleasant but actually very rude small talk. Your new life as a smug dog owner will involve lots of forced conversations with strangers, and it’s important that you never miss a chance to make these people feel terrible while they’re picking up another creature’s fecal matter at six-thirty in the morning.”
Photograph by H. Armstrong Roberts/Retrofile/Getty.
I’ve met these people in real life. Worst.
This is a stupid thing to whine about. I KNOW THIS.
That doesn’t mean it’s not bothering me and I feel a deep urge to express it if only so that I can relieve some of the obnoxious anxiety this is causing
I bought something off eBay for my upcoming wedding/honeymoon trip. I thought I had ample time for the auction to end and for the seller to ship the item. I held up my end of the bargain but then this bitch waits over a week to send the damn thing and according to the tracking it just left Louisiana last night. I’m leaving on Friday afternoon so if it’s not delivered Thursday, I’m probably not going to have it for my trip. And while this is not a major problem (it’s not my passport or anything), it’s just seriously fucking annoying because the only reason I got it was for this trip.